A favor please
I was wondering if anyone could compile this in windows for me and somehow send it to me, either messenger or however.
dim as string fortune(50)
dim as integer x
fortune(1) = "He who stands on toilet, is high on pot!"
fortune(2) = " He who throws dirt is losing ground."
fortune(3) = " The greatest danger could be your stupidity."
fortune(4) = "A closed mouth gathers no feet."
fortune(5) = "A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking."
fortune(6) = "A friend asks only for your time, not your money."
fortune(7) = "A hangover is the wrath of grapes."
fortune(8) = "Man who sent out to doghouse, may often be found at cathouse"
fortune(9) = "A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn."
fortune(10) = "After all is said and done, usually more is said than done"
fortune(11) = "Always keep a record of data -- it indicates you've been working."
fortune(12) = "An atheist is a man with no invisible means of support."
fortune(13) = "An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it."
fortune(14) = "Arithmetic is being able to count up to 20 without taking off your shoes."
fortune(15) = "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error."
fortune(16) = "Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone."
fortune(17) = "Behind every argument is someone's ignorance."
fortune(18) = "Arguing on line is like the special olymipics, even if you win you are still retarded"
fortune(19) = "Broadmindedness is highmindedness flattened out by experience"
fortune(20) = "By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail."
fortune(21) = "Cheap things are of no value, valuable things are not cheap."
fortune(22) = "Clones are people two."
fortune(23) = "COLE's LAW - Thinly sliced cabbage"
fortune(24) = "Do it today. Tomorrow it will be illegal."
fortune(25) = "Don't debug standing up. It cuts your patience in half."
fortune(26) = "Don't keep doing what doesn't work."
fortune(27) = "Easy to use is easy to say."
fortune(28) = "Expect a promotion soon. A promoter will call upon you."
fortune(29) = "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes."
fortune(30) = "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement."
fortune(31) = "He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke."
fortune(32) = "Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die"
fortune(33) = "If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."
fortune(34) = "If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!"
fortune(35) = "If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong."
fortune(36) = "If you wish to keep a secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend."
fortune(37) = "It is easier to get forgiveness than permission."
fortune(38) = "It is easiest to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem"
fortune(39) = "Fat people are hard to kidnap"
fortune(40) = "t's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to be forgotten."
fortune(41) = "LISP programmers know the value of everything but the cost of nothing."
fortune(42) = "No one is completely worthless. They can always serve as a bad example"
fortune(43) = "One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it."
fortune(44) = "People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues."
fortune(45) = "Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust."
fortune(46) = "Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth."
fortune(47) = "Shouldn't you be doing something useful?"
fortune(48) = "Talk is a substitute for creative work--and its worst enemy."
fortune(49) = "The best prophet of the future is the past."
fortune(50) = "The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up."
randomize timer
x = int(rnd(1)*50)+1
screen 8
print
print
print
print "Thought for the day:"
print
print
print
print
print fortune(x)
sleepit would be great!!
